Richie Brown
Writer, alleged humourist, former poet, slacker
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How did that gobshite get on the telly?
Richie Brown humorously recounts his cringeworthy BBC Scotland TV interview for Granite Noir, reflecting on his awkward performance and contrasting it with a past, equally uninspiring ITV appearance. A self-deprecating, witty look at what happens when a writer steps into the limelight, revealing the often-unpolished reality behind public appearances, filled with giggles, stutters, and "utter tripe."

Frank: an Obituary
Richie Brown's heartfelt obituary for his beloved ginger cat, Frank. A loving tribute to their shared life, adventures, and the profound bond of pet companionship.

Psychedelic Shortbread at Granite Noir
How my "Psychedelic Shortbread" story opened an event at Granite Noir 2025, sharing the stage with top crime writers and their band, Fun Lovin' Crime Writers.

Christmas with the Cromwells
Experience a chaotic 1653 Christmas with Oliver Cromwell. A strict holiday is hilariously disrupted by an unexpected feast and, in particular, a suckling pig!

The Christmas Cake
A witty poem from a Christmas cake's perspective, detailing its creation with brandy and fruit, and its humorous, slightly sad journey through the festive season to the bin.