Richie Brown

Writer, alleged humourist, former poet, slacker

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A stylised image of a gnu salesman in a shoe shop
Short story

Gnu Shoes

Richie and Cat Brown during an interview by BBC Scotland for Aberdeen's 2025 Granite Noir festival
News

How did that gobshite get on the telly?

Richie Brown's hilarious, self-deprecating take on his BBC Scotland TV interview for Granite Noir, recalling awkward moments and a past ITV appearance.

Frank, our first cat, cuddling with his sister Tilly.
News

Frank: an Obituary

Richie Brown's heartfelt obituary for his beloved ginger cat, Frank. A loving tribute to their shared life, adventures, and the profound bond of pet companionship.

News

Psychedelic Shortbread at Granite Noir

How my "Psychedelic Shortbread" story opened an event at Granite Noir 2025, sharing the stage with top crime writers and their band, Fun Lovin' Crime Writers.

Short story

Christmas with the Cromwells

Experience a chaotic 1653 Christmas with Oliver Cromwell. A strict holiday is hilariously disrupted by an unexpected feast and, in particular, a suckling pig!

Poetry

The Christmas Cake

A witty poem from a Christmas cake's perspective, detailing its creation with brandy and fruit, and its humorous, slightly sad journey through the festive season to the bin.

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