Richie Brown
Writer, alleged humourist, former poet, slacker
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Gnu Shoes
A story about how wet shoe woes lead me to a very pushy wildebeest shopkeeper. This gnu goes to absurd hoof-splitting lengths for a sale!
How did that gobshite get on the telly?
Richie Brown's hilarious, self-deprecating take on his BBC Scotland TV interview for Granite Noir, recalling awkward moments and a past ITV appearance.
Frank: an Obituary
Richie Brown's heartfelt obituary for his beloved ginger cat, Frank. A loving tribute to their shared life, adventures, and the profound bond of pet companionship.
Psychedelic Shortbread at Granite Noir
How my "Psychedelic Shortbread" story opened an event at Granite Noir 2025, sharing the stage with top crime writers and their band, Fun Lovin' Crime Writers.
Christmas with the Cromwells
Experience a chaotic 1653 Christmas with Oliver Cromwell. A strict holiday is hilariously disrupted by an unexpected feast and, in particular, a suckling pig!
The Christmas Cake
A witty poem from a Christmas cake's perspective, detailing its creation with brandy and fruit, and its humorous, slightly sad journey through the festive season to the bin.